No matter where you might live in America, everyone has heard some story of the elusive Florida man.
While every state has strange occurrences and weird strangers, Florida appears to be a hotbed for the unusual.
But although Florida man has become somewhat of a pillar in the state, apparently, Florida woman is taking her chance to upstage the state with a whole new level of strange.
Taking place in Dunnellon, a Florida woman decided to walk into a house that she didn’t own, strip off all her clothes, and begin sitting and grabbing complete strangers. According to reports, Citrus County sheriff’s deputies were called to the home on November 21 when the unknown woman trespassed on the property.
The woman in question is 35-year-old Heather Cruz, who just so happened to be sitting stark naked on the porch when police officers arrived.
While a whole new level of weird, apparently, Cruz didn’t just walk up to the house. She drove her car there before entering the house through a side door on the garage. That is when the homeowners were stunned as she started to strip off all her clothes and grab people.
Despite the homeowners advising her to stop, Cruz continued to grind on them, even grabbing their genitals. The whole time, the homeowners reported the woman kept saying, “You like it!”
Although Cruz was waiting on the police when they arrived, she reportedly fought with officers as they tried to put clothes on her. After several minutes, the officers were able to put Cruz in handcuffs safely.
But even while confined, Cruz continued to attack the officers, even kicking one of them in the chest as they tried to close the door to the patrol car.
Additional officers were called as Cruz would ultimately be moved to another vehicle, where she yet again kicked another officer.
Being booked at the Citrus County Detention facility, Cruz faces three counts of battery, burglary with battery, two counts of battery against law enforcement, and exposure of sexual organs. Her bond was set at $48,000.