Andrew Paquette lives in an isolated wilderness surrounded by large trees, heavy boulders, and dangerous wildlife. He moved to his present location from a quaint city in Europe, where he taught at university for twelve years. Before that, he lived in a different isolated wilderness surrounded by large cacti, tiny orange rocks, and deadly wildlife. His hobbies include collecting comics and writing for scientific journals. His favorite book is a reproduction of an anonymous diary written by a thoughtful and amusing six year-old who lived in Victorian England. His favorite deity is God, the one and only.