DERRY, NH – An obese, 19-year-old biological male essentially stole the crown from the young women who participated in the Miss Greater Derry beauty pageant earlier in November, making off with the title that serves as a preliminary to the Miss America Pageant and the scholarship that was designed decades back to benefit actual women.

On November 6th, 19-year-old Brían Nguyen was crowned as Miss Greater Derry 2023, which sets the young man up to go on and participate in the state-level Miss New Hampshire and, should he win that, possibly Miss America.

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Nguyen reportedly issued a statement on Instagram following his win, noting his intention to go on and compete at the state level and boasting of how this is some kind of pivotal moment in beauty pageant history.

“In the 100 year history of Miss America, I have officially become the FIRST transgender titleholder within the Miss America Organization. No words can describe the feeling of having the opportunity to serve my community and represent my community for the very first time at Miss New Hampshire. I am so honored to be crowned your new Miss Greater Derry 2023, and I am thrilled to show you all what I have up my sleeves. This will be an amazing year.”

There’s simply no way to sugar coat this: a fat guy competing against actual women in a women’s beauty pageant won the crown, and everyone with a brain larger than a bread crumb knows damn well he won in an effort to pander to the woke agenda.

Of all the real women within Derry, New Hampshire, apparently none could stack up to some fat guy who likely has an autogynephilia fetish going on – at least, that is what the judges behind this competition are telling everyone by crowning Nguyen as Miss Greater Derry.

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According to the Miss Greater Derry Scholarship Program’s website, which the local subordinate pageant to Miss America has been around since 1986, the mission statement reads that they work to “provide scholarships to young women between the ages of 17 and 24 living in the Greater Derry area recognizing their outstanding achievements in scholastic aptitude, talent, character, community service and poise within the guidelines of the Miss NH and Miss America Organizations.”

Apparently, “young women” now includes fat dudes in dresses in Derry. Furthermore, the 19-year-old man also walked away with “$7,500.00 in scholarship awards,” in light of him somehow being crowned the best “woman” among his actual female peers in the competition.

At this point, it’s hard to tell whether stunts like what happened with the recent Miss Greater Derry beauty pageant are because the organizers behind the event wanted to pander to the woke agenda or felt compelled to pander to the woke agenda – the difference is difficult to distinguish nowadays.

It’s kind of like trying to differentiate an unhealthy marriage from a happy one where there are no superficial sings of relevant parties being unhappy, in that those compelled to reward the woke agenda versus those who genuinely embrace and promote it are both outwardly projecting nothing but smiles and celebrating purported milestone-like achievements.

Let’s face it, the moment this fat guy got involved with this local beauty pageant, he was pretty much guaranteed to win it, regardless of whether the folks running the show genuinely wanted it to happen or not. The sad thing is that in today’s society, if this gluttonous man didn’t win the beauty pageant, then the people behind the scenes making the call would’ve been labeled a “bigot” or “transphobic.”

It’s almost like one of those hostage video tropes where the person being held against their will is saying before the camera, “They’re treating me nicely and I’m safe.”

Additionally, if a biological woman who looked anything like this gelatinous Nguyen fella made a stab at this beauty pageant that he won, everyone knows such a biological woman bearing such physical features wouldn’t make it past the entry process – case in point, take a gander at the 2019 Miss Greater Derry pageant contestants and see if you can spot a biological woman as rotund as Nguyen (spoiler alert, you won’t see one).

You know, if you went back in time 30 years…heck, even 15 or 20 years ago, and told parents that their young daughters would be losing in beauty pageants to fat men, they would’ve laughed you out of the room.

But in the year of 2022, we’re at a social and political point where men are dominating in women’s sports, invading women’s prisons, and now competing in and winning women’s beauty pageants – leading to a strange point of political intersectionality where certain sects of feminists are aligning with the political right since the left is the party effectively erasing women’s sex-based protections/exclusive spaces.

Most people have been party to rendering a white lie so as to avoid hurting a friend or loved one’s feelings, like telling someone close that they loved the gift they’d received or that the food someone prepared tasted good – but the trans agenda baked into woke ideology is taking the concept of a white lie to a whole different level: compelling everyone to parrot a massive white lie through words and actions so as to not disrupt the feelings of the perennially delusional.

The modern societal conundrum seared into the trans agenda is much like the storyline of the old Danish folktale “The Emperor’s New Clothes,” where everyone in the town in said story knew the emperor was stark naked – but all the townspeople nodded along with the absurd charade so as not to look foolish (as the tale noted, the swindlers who posed as weavers told the emperor that the clothes would be invisible to anyone who was stupid).

This obese man’s win at a women’s beauty pageant, among all the other ridiculous developments that have arisen from the trans agenda, is an adjacent manifestation of “The Emperor’s New Clothes,” and it will continue to be that way until more people chime in and say what most everyone else is really seeing and thinking.

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